A Secret Swag Package??
This Malort package pays homage to the drink Chicago hates that they love and loves that they hate it.
This package includes several items bearing secret designs:
1″ soft enamel pin
2.25″ circle merit patch (like a boy scout!)
Personalized Laser charm
As well as
Chicago Shot Cup 2oz
Absolutely NO MALORT (We’re not selling alcohol!)
However — We have a surprise in store, because you too can become one of the Chicago Malort Luminaries. At your option — we will find you at the anomaly and do our best to include you in the exclusive Chicago ENL Telegram Stickerpack. What’s life without regrets?